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  • me:*is a little too honest with someone about my mental illness*
  • me, ten seconds later, filled with Regret:when will Satan take Pity on me and drag me into Hell
the signs as the x files

buildmeskywards:

fox mulder: libra, cancer, leo, scorpio

dana scully: virgo, capricorn, aries, taurus 

the aliens: aquarius, pisces, gemini, sagittarius 

cetaceanawareness:
“ sevenseasoffreedom:
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whoopsrobots:

shadycatz:

cowhoredom:

lotapani:

WHY!!!!! DO STRAIGHT MEN!! GET MARRIED!!!!!! IF THEY FIND HAVING A WIFE A BURDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every straight married man I know complains about his wife.

Because they like having ownership of someone but don’t like that women are humans with our own opinions and wants.

Trophies are heavy but you still wanna win one

priestmahad:

Aliens are real and as soon as they land im snitchin to them on white people yalls days are numbered.